Dad Jokes for Days

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Why is Squidward always grumpy?

He's squished between two very enthusiastic neighbors.

There are 506 on here, all clean enough for the dinner table, sorted by topic so you can find the Star Wars ones without scrolling past 40 Christmas puns.

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