Dad jokes
Doctor, Doctor
8 jokes, all of them clean.
- What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty.
- "Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Pull yourself together."
- "Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible." "Who said that?"
- Doctor: "You have acute appendicitis." Patient: "Aww, thanks, doc."
- What did the doctor say to the window? "You have a pane."
- Why did the pillow go to the doctor? It was feeling all stuffed up.
- Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case he needed to draw blood.
- "Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me." "Next, please!"
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