Dad jokes
4th of July
14 jokes, all of them clean.
- What's red, white, blue, and green? A patriotic pickle.
- What do you call a patriotic dog? A Yankee Doodle poodle.
- What's the best dance move on the 4th of July? The Indepen-dance.
- What drink do Americans prefer on July 4th? Liber-tea.
- Why are fireworks the best party guests? They always have a blast.
- What did King George think of the colonists' jokes? He didn't get them — too revolutionary.
- Where did George Washington buy his hatchet? At the chopping mall.
- What did one flag say to the other on July 4th? Nothing — it just waved proudly.
- Why did Uncle Sam become a gardener? So the country could grow.
- What's the most patriotic sport? Flag football.
- Why did the duck say bang? He was a fire-quacker.
- Why is the Liberty Bell so famous? It cracked everyone up.
- What did one sparkler say to the other? "You light up my life."
- Why don't they tell knock-knock jokes on the 4th of July? Because freedom rings.
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