Dad jokes
SpongeBob
17 jokes, all of them clean.
- Why is Patrick so calm during storms? Pressure means nothing when you live under a rock.
- What does SpongeBob use to call his friends? A shell phone.
- What did SpongeBob say to Patrick on Best Friend Day? "I'm ready!"
- What's Patrick's favorite school subject? Nothing — he lives under a rock.
- How does Mr. Krabs pay his employees? In sand dollars.
- Why did Plankton's plan fail again? It was only one percent effective.
- What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
- Why is Squidward always grumpy? He's squished between two very enthusiastic neighbors.
- Why is the Krusty Krab so successful? It's the secret formula, obviously.
- Why did Gary win the race? Slow and steady, meow.
- How do you make SpongeBob laugh? Just wait a second — he laughs at everything.
- Why did SpongeBob bring a ladder to work? He heard the Krabby Patties were on the house.
- What's Sandy's favorite kind of joke? Anything nutty.
- Why doesn't Bikini Bottom have a basketball team? All their players keep getting schooled.
- How many times has SpongeBob taken his driving test? He's lost count — but Mrs. Puff hasn't.
- Why does Squidward keep playing the clarinet? To drown out the laughter next door.
- What keeps Mr. Krabs up at night? The sound of a penny rolling away.
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