Dad jokes
Food
13 jokes, all of them clean.
- Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
- What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business.
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
- How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall.
- What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine.
- How do bakers trade recipes? On a knead-to-know basis.
- Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.
- I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crummy.
- What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry.
- Why are pizza jokes the worst? They're too cheesy.
- What did the hamburger name its baby? Patty.
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