Dad jokes
Winter
14 jokes, all of them clean.
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
- How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
- What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps.
- How do you scare a snowman? Point a hairdryer at him.
- What often falls in winter but never gets hurt? Snow.
- Why don't mountains get cold in winter? They wear snowcaps.
- What do you sing at a snowman's birthday party? "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
- Where do seals go to watch movies? The dive-in.
- What's an ice cube's favorite subject? Cool-inary arts.
- Why was the snowman rummaging through the bag of carrots? He was picking his nose.
- What do you call an old snowman? Water.
- What did the icy road say to the car? "Want to go for a spin?"
- Why did Frosty ask for a divorce? His wife was a total flake.
- How does a snowman lose weight? He waits for the weather to warm up.
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