Dad jokes
Christmas
18 jokes, all of them clean.
- Who delivers presents to baby sharks? Santa Jaws.
- What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Pause.
- What did Santa say at the start of the race? "Ready, set, Ho Ho Ho!"
- Why is Santa so good at karate? He has a black belt.
- Why don't you ever see Santa in the hospital? He has private elf care.
- What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes.
- What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet.
- Why was the Christmas tree bad at knitting? It kept dropping its needles.
- What do you call a reindeer with bad manners? Rude-olph.
- How does a snowman get around town? He rides an icicle.
- What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet.
- What's Santa's favorite pizza? One that's deep-pan, crisp, and even.
- Why does Santa go down the chimney? Because it soots him.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
- What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol? Silent Night.
- What do you call Santa's little helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
- Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it's in Decembrrrr.
- What do reindeer hang on their trees? Horn-aments.
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