Dad jokes
Halloween
18 jokes, all of them clean.
- What's a ghost's favorite dessert? I scream.
- Why don't mummies take vacations? They're afraid to unwind.
- How do vampires start their letters? "Tomb it may concern."
- What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Sham-boo.
- Why was the mummy so tense? He was all wound up.
- Why did the skeleton skip the party? He had no body to go with.
- What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine.
- Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.
- What do witches put on their bagels? Scream cheese.
- Why didn't the zombie go to school? He was feeling rotten.
- What room does a ghost not need? A living room.
- How do you fix a broken jack-o'-lantern? With a pumpkin patch.
- What kind of music do mummies love? Wrap music.
- Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the boos.
- What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones.
- What's a vampire's least favorite meal? Steak.
- Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Day-scare.
- What do skeletons say before eating? Bone appétit.
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