Dad jokes
Father's Day
14 jokes, all of them clean.
- Why do dads take an extra pair of socks golfing? In case they get a hole in one.
- What do you call a dad who falls through the ice? A Popsicle.
- What did the daddy buffalo say when his kid left for school? "Bison."
- "I'm hungry." "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad."
- How do you know dad's about to tell a joke? He's breathing.
- Why are dads like boomerangs? They always come back around to the same five jokes.
- Why did dad bring string to every game? To tie the score.
- What's a dad's favorite superhero? Iron Man — somebody's got to do the ironing.
- Why did dad frame his electric bill? It was a shocking achievement.
- What does a dad say at the start of every road trip? "Everybody go before we leave!"
- When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
- "Dad, are you alright?" "No, I'm half left."
- What did dad say when asked if the pool was safe for diving? "It deep ends."
- Why did the dad joke cross the road? To get a groan on the other side.
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