Dad jokes
Pokémon
18 jokes, all of them clean.
- Why did Snorlax get a job as a mattress tester? He's a natural.
- Why can't you blindfold a Pokémon? Because it'll Pikachu. (Peek at you!)
- What did Meowth say when he found the treasure? "Purr-fect."
- How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You Poke-him-on.
- Why did Magikarp win the talent show? The splash zone loved him.
- What do you call a Pokémon that can't move very fast? A Slowpoke.
- What's Pikachu's favorite sport? Shocker. (Soccer!)
- Where do Pokémon go grocery shopping? The Poké Mart.
- Where does Machop lift weights? At the Poké-gym.
- Why did Jigglypuff become a singer? Her songs really put audiences to sleep.
- Why is Eevee so indecisive? Too many evolutions to choose from.
- Why did Charmander become a chef? He's great at grilling.
- Why is Meowth so rich? He's always making cents of things.
- What did Squirtle say at the pool party? "Water you waiting for?"
- Why don't Pokémon trainers ever get lost? They always ask for Pokédirections.
- Why was Pikachu sneezing? He had a case of Pika-choo.
- Where do Pokémon go dancing? At the Poké Ball.
- Why did Psyduck stay home from the party? He had a splitting headache.
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