Dad jokes
Sports
10 jokes, all of them clean.
- Why can't basketball players go on vacation? They'd get called for traveling.
- What's a golfer's favorite letter? Tee.
- Why was the baseball stadium so hot after the game? All the fans left.
- Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback.
- What's harder to catch the faster you run? Your breath.
- Why don't fish play tennis? They don't like getting close to the net.
- Why can't you play sports with pigs? They hog the ball.
- How do hens cheer for their team? They egg them on.
- What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing. They fast.
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
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