Dad jokes
Mother's Day
14 jokes, all of them clean.
- What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? "Ketchup!"
- What's a mom's favorite flower? Chrys-anthe-mums.
- What did the digital clock say to its mother? "Look, Ma! No hands!"
- Why are computers so smart? They listen to their motherboard.
- What do you call a small mom? A minimum.
- Why did the cookie cry? Its mother was a wafer so long.
- Why did the mom get a trophy? For putting up with dad's jokes all year.
- What makes more noise than a kid jumping on mom's bed? Two kids.
- What did mommy spider say to baby spider? "You spend too much time on the web."
- Why is a mom like a magician? She makes snacks disappear and reappear on demand.
- Why did the kids give their mom a blanket? They thought she was the coolest.
- What did the panda give his mama? A bear hug.
- Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? The kids have to play inside.
- What does every mom actually want for Mother's Day? A nap. Just a nap.
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