Dad jokes
Animals
14 jokes, all of them clean.
- What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
- What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
- Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
- What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
- Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be bagels.
- What do you call a pony with a cough? A little horse.
- Why did the duck become a comedian? He quacks everyone up.
- What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.
- What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-eye-deer.
- What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
- Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a tree? Exactly. They're that good at it.
- What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
- What's a frog's favorite drink? Croak-a-Cola.
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