Dad jokes
Summer
17 jokes, all of them clean.
- Why did the ice cream truck break down? Rocky road.
- What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle.
- What did the beach say when the tide finally came in? "Long time no sea."
- Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel.
- What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
- Why don't oysters share their toys? They're shellfish.
- What's the best day to go to the beach? Sun-day.
- Why did the robot go on summer vacation? He needed to recharge his batteries.
- What do frogs eat in the summer? Hopsicles.
- How do you prevent a summer cold? Catch it in the winter.
- Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter.
- What holds the sun up in the sky? Sunbeams.
- Why do fish love summer vacation? They're in schools the rest of the year.
- What did the pig say on the hot summer day? "I'm bacon out here."
- What do sheep do on sunny days? Have a baa-baa-cue.
- Where do sharks go on vacation? Finland.
- What do you call a dog on the beach in summer? A hot dog.
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