Dad jokes
St. Patrick's Day
15 jokes, all of them clean.
- What do you call a fake Irish stone? A sham-rock.
- Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover? You don't want to press your luck.
- What do leprechauns love to barbecue? Short ribs.
- How did the leprechaun win the race? He took a shortcut.
- What's Irish and stays out all night? Paddy O'Furniture.
- Why do leprechauns hate running? They're always a wee bit short of breath.
- What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? A rash of good luck.
- Why did the leprechaun turn down the soup? He already had a pot of gold.
- How is a best friend like a four-leaf clover? Hard to find and lucky to have.
- Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? They're always a little short.
- What kind of music do leprechauns love? Sham-rock and roll.
- Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato? To keep from falling in the stew.
- What's a leprechaun's favorite cereal? Lucky Charms, obviously.
- When is an Irish potato not Irish? When it's a French fry.
- What do you call an Irish spider? Paddy long legs.
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