Dad jokes
Thanksgiving
17 jokes, all of them clean.
- What did the turkey say to the computer? "Google, google."
- Why did the turkey join the band? He had the drumsticks.
- What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? The letter G.
- What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose.
- What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.
- Why was the turkey arrested? Fowl play.
- What's a turkey's favorite dessert? Peach gobbler.
- Why did the cranberries turn red? They saw the turkey dressing.
- What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing, wing.
- If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
- Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears.
- What did the sweet potato say to the pumpkin pie? "I yam what I yam."
- What's the key to a great Thanksgiving? Stuffing it with good jokes.
- Why did grandma put wheels on her rocking chair? She wanted to rock and roll to dinner.
- Why did the pilgrim's pants fall down? His belt buckle was on his hat.
- What role do green beans play at Thanksgiving? The casse-role.
- Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots.
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