Dad jokes
Minecraft
18 jokes, all of them clean.
- Why did the villager raise his prices? Inflation. Emeralds aren't what they used to be.
- Why can't you argue with a creeper? Every argument just blows up.
- How does a Minecraft player flirt? "Are you a diamond? Because I dug forever to find you."
- Why did the Enderman cross the road? He didn't — he teleported.
- What's the most honest block? Bedrock — it never breaks.
- What's a creeper's favorite subject? Hisss-tory.
- How do you get a job in Minecraft? You mine your own business.
- What did the zombie say to the villager? "Nice to meat you."
- Why was the pickaxe so proud? Its work was ground-breaking.
- Why do Minecraft players sleep so well? They hit the hay the second it gets dark.
- What's a Minecraft player's favorite music genre? Rock.
- Why are Minecraft skeletons such bad liars? You can see right through them.
- Why don't creepers get invited to parties? They ruin every one they attend — literally.
- Why did Steve refuse to fight the dragon? He wanted things to Ender peacefully.
- What do you call a cow in Minecraft with no legs? Ground beef. Still square, though.
- Why did the creeper cross the road? To get to the other sssssside.
- What did the sheep say after shearing? "Wool, that's a load off."
- Why don't Endermen like pool parties? Water hurts. Literally.
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