Dad jokes
School
11 jokes, all of them clean.
- Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
- Why did the student eat his homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
- Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
- What's a teacher's favorite nation? Expla-nation.
- Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? To reach high school.
- Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.
- What did the pencil say to the paper? "Write on!"
- Why was the geometry class always tired? They were out of shape.
- What's the king of all school supplies? The ruler.
- Why did the clock get detention? It tocked too much.
- Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
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