Dad jokes
Fall
14 jokes, all of them clean.
- Why did the apple pie go to the dentist? It needed a filling.
- What vegetable do you get when an elephant walks through your garden? Squashed everything.
- How do trees access the internet? They log in.
- What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter? Pumpkin pi.
- What did autumn say to summer? "Make like a tree and leave."
- What did the tree say in autumn? "Leaf me alone."
- How do leaves get around? With autumn-mobiles.
- What's the cutest season? Awww-tumn.
- Why do birds fly south in the fall? It's faster than walking.
- What did one autumn leaf say to the other? "I'm falling for you."
- What's a scarecrow's favorite fruit? Straw-berries.
- What do you call a big, colorful pile of leaves? The Great Barrier Leaf.
- Why is it hard to trust trees in fall? Sooner or later, they all leaf.
- What's a pumpkin's favorite sport? Squash.
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