Dad jokes
Harry Potter
18 jokes, all of them clean.
- Why did Moaning Myrtle join the swim team? She's always in the pool anyway.
- How does Harry Potter get down a hill? Walking. JK, rolling.
- What do you call a Hogwarts student who naps in class? A Gryffin-snore.
- Why can't Voldemort wear glasses? He has no nose to hold them up.
- Why is Fluffy the best guard dog? Three heads are better than one.
- Why does Snape stand in the middle of the road? So you never know which side he's on.
- What's a wizard's favorite subject? Spelling.
- What do you call a wizard with the flu? Ron Sneezley.
- Why did Harry Potter get detention? He was cursing in class.
- What do you call two Quidditch players sharing a broom? Broom-mates.
- Why don't Muggles bank at Gringotts? The fees are goblin up their savings.
- What did Dobby say when he got a bonus? "That really socks!"
- Why did the owl get a job at Hogwarts? Perfect delivery record.
- Why did Professor Sprout become a teacher? She really grew into it.
- Why is Hogwarts Wi-Fi so bad? Too many fire walls in the Defense Against the Dark Arts wing.
- What's Hagrid's favorite dessert? Dragon fruit.
- Why did Hermione ace time management class? She literally had a Time-Turner.
- What cereal do they serve at Hogwarts? Huffle-Puffs.
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