Dad jokes
Star Wars
19 jokes, all of them clean.
- Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant? Darth Waiter.
- Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the Dark Side.
- Why do Stormtroopers make terrible DJs? They always miss the drop.
- What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in his fur? A chocolate chip Wookiee.
- What's a bounty hunter's favorite pasta? Boba Fett-uccine.
- How do Ewoks talk to each other over long distances? With Ewokie-talkies.
- What do you call two Wookiees playing catch? A hairy situation.
- What do you call a pirate droid? Arrr2-D2.
- Why is Yoda such a good gardener? A green thumb, he has.
- What's a Jedi's favorite toy? A yo-Yoda.
- Where does Princess Leia go shopping? At the Darth Mall.
- Why did Vader join the Dark Side? He heard they had cookies.
- How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
- What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Luke-warm.
- Why shouldn't you trust a Jedi's advice? They always Force their opinion on you.
- Why was the droid so frustrated? People kept pushing its buttons.
- Where does Jabba the Hutt eat? Pizza Hutt.
- Why do doctors make the best Jedi? Because a Jedi must have patients.
- What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo? "Use the horse, Luke."
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