Dad jokes
Video Games
18 jokes, all of them clean.
- What do you call a gamer's bedtime? One more level.
- Why did Mario break up with Princess Peach? She was always in another castle.
- Why is Waluigi always sad? He's still waiting for his own game.
- Why did Bowser open a bakery? He makes a mean peach cobbler.
- What's Yoshi's favorite party trick? Swallowing his pride. And everything else.
- How does Pac-Man like his pizza? With one slice missing.
- Why is Link so quiet at parties? He never says anything.
- What's Sonic's favorite candy? Ring pops.
- Why does Kirby get invited to every dinner party? He always inhales his food.
- Why do gamers hate nature? Too many bugs.
- Why did the Tetris player go to therapy? He couldn't get his life to fit together.
- What's a gamer's favorite kind of music? 8-bit tunes. They're classics.
- Why did the gamer bring a broom to the arcade? To sweep the leaderboards.
- What's Luigi's favorite fabric? Denim, denim, denim.
- Why don't video game characters ever get lost? They always follow the quest markers.
- Why did Donkey Kong throw barrels? He went bananas.
- Why don't NPCs ever gossip? They just repeat the same three lines.
- What did the Wii say to the Switch? "I used to be the console of the party."
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