Dad jokes
Knock-Knock
13 jokes, all of them clean.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting co— MOO!
- Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Aww, don't cry — it's only a joke!
- Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
- Knock knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, and I miss you!
- Knock knock. Who's there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, silly — cow says MOO!
- Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
- Knock knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome!
- Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you!
- Knock knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police — open up!
- Knock knock. Who's there? Annie. Annie who? Annie thing you can do, I can do better!
- Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for dinner!
- Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Wow, I'm excited to see you too!
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