Dad jokes
Disney
18 jokes, all of them clean.
- What does Winnie the Pooh call his girlfriend? Hunny.
- Why can't Elsa hold a balloon? Because she'll let it go.
- Why is Stitch always in trouble? It's literally what he was made for.
- What does Olaf eat for lunch? Icebergers.
- What's on Mulan's workout playlist? "Let's get down to business."
- Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? To find Pluto.
- Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer? She keeps running away from the ball.
- What does Ariel like on her toast? Mermalade.
- Why was Dory late to the meeting? She forgot where it was.
- What did Simba say when his dad walked too slow? "Mufasa!"
- Why doesn't Peter Pan ever stop flying? He Neverlands.
- What's Buzz Lightyear's favorite dessert? An astro-nut donut.
- Why did Tigger look in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh.
- Why is Woody always calm? He knows there's a snake in his boot — and he's over it.
- How does Moana know where she's going? The ocean gives her direction.
- Why is Donald Duck so grumpy? Nobody understands him.
- What's Lightning McQueen's favorite meal? Fast food. Ka-chow.
- Why is Rapunzel great at parties? She really knows how to let her hair down.
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