Dad jokes
Easter
15 jokes, all of them clean
Easter jokes are 2 word banks stacked on each other: eggs and rabbits. Crack, shell, yolk, hare, hop, bunny. Between them they cover almost every joke on this page, and hare doing double duty as hair carries more of them than any other single word.
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? Egg-sercise and hare-obics.
Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke? It might crack up.
How does the Easter Bunny travel? By hare-plane.
What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes? A funny bunny.
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? 14-carrot gold.
How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat? With a hare-brush.
What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker.
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day.
Where does the Easter Bunny eat breakfast? IHOP.
What happened when the Easter Bunny misbehaved at school? He was eggs-pelled.
What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like? Hip hop.
Why did the Easter egg hide? It was a little chicken.
How do you make Easter easier? Replace the T with an I.
What do you call ten rabbits marching backward? A receding hare-line.
What did the Easter egg ask for at the salon? A dye job.
Hare is the hardest working word here
One homophone underwrites this entire holiday. Hare-brush, hare-plane, hare-obics — swap hare into any phrase containing hair or air and something usually falls out. That is the trick worth noticing, because you can generate your own on the spot once you see it. Eggs do similar work with crack and shell, but nothing on this page pulls the weight that hare does.
The most kid-safe page on the site
Nothing here needs a reference, a franchise or a shared cultural moment. A rabbit, an egg, a basket. That makes these the easiest jokes to tell somebody very young, and the easiest to write on something. If you are filling plastic eggs and need 12 short lines, this page is the whole job.
The one to actually use
Ten rabbits marching backward. It is the best hare pun on a page full of hare puns, because it is the only one where the picture in your head is genuinely funny before the wordplay lands. The others swap hare into a word and stop there. This one builds an image first. Worth noting it is also the only joke here aimed at an adult, which makes it the one to keep for yourself.
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