Dad jokes
Easter
15 jokes, all of them clean.
- How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? Egg-sercise and hare-obics.
- Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke? It might crack up.
- How does the Easter Bunny travel? By hare-plane.
- What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes? A funny bunny.
- What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? 14-carrot gold.
- How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat? With a hare-brush.
- What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker.
- Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day.
- Where does the Easter Bunny eat breakfast? IHOP.
- What happened when the Easter Bunny misbehaved at school? He was eggs-pelled.
- What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like? Hip hop.
- Why did the Easter egg hide? It was a little chicken.
- How do you make Easter easier? Replace the T with an I.
- What do you call ten rabbits marching backward? A receding hare-line.
- What did the Easter egg ask for at the salon? A dye job.
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