Dad jokes
Work
10 jokes, all of them clean.
- Why did the can crusher quit his job? It was soda pressing.
- I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
- Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
- My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.
- Why did the banker switch careers? He lost interest.
- What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
- Why was the stapler so calm under pressure? It kept everything together.
- Elevator jokes are the best. They work on so many levels.
- I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak notice.
- Why are electricians the calmest workers? They're well grounded.
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