Dad jokes
Valentine's Day
15 jokes, all of them clean.
- What did the paper clip say to the magnet? "I find you very attractive."
- What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts.
- What did one volcano say to the other? "I lava you."
- How did the phone propose to its sweetheart? It gave her a ring.
- What did the calculator say to the pencil? "You can count on me."
- Why did the sheriff arrest the boyfriend? For stealing hearts.
- What did the stamp say to the envelope? "I'm stuck on you."
- Why do melons have big weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
- What did the light bulb say to its valentine? "I love you watts and watts."
- What's Cupid's favorite sport? Archery — he never misses a heart.
- What do you call a very small valentine? A valen-tiny.
- What did the bat say to his valentine? "You're fun to hang around with."
- Why did the banana go out with the prune? It couldn't find a date.
- What did one oar say to the other? "This is so row-mantic."
- What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? Forget-me-nuts.
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