Dad jokes
Spring
14 jokes, all of them clean.
- What do flowers say in spring? "Hey bud, what's up?"
- Why are trees so carefree in spring? Every year they turn over a new leaf.
- When do monkeys fall from the sky? During Ape-ril showers.
- Can February March? No, but April May.
- Why is everyone so tired on April first? They just finished a 31-day March.
- What's the best season to jump on a trampoline? Spring time.
- Why did the bee get married? He found his honey.
- What did the big flower say to the little flower? "Hi, bud!"
- Why is spring the smartest season? It's full of bright ideas — and brighter mornings.
- Why couldn't the flower ride its bike? It lost its petals.
- What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister.
- How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb.
- Why did the gardener plant a seed in the pond? To grow a water-melon.
- What does a rain cloud wear under its coat? Thunderwear.
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