Dad jokes
Superheroes
18 jokes, all of them clean.
- How does Wolverine pay for dinner? Cash. Cards keep getting shredded.
- Why doesn't Batman go out during the day? He's not a morning person — he's a knight person.
- What's Green Lantern's least favorite color? You already know — yellow.
- What's Spider-Man's favorite month? Web-ruary.
- Why did Doctor Strange miss the meeting? Something came up in another dimension.
- How does Superman like his eggs? Sunny side up — he's powered by the sun.
- Why does the Hulk have such a great garden? He has a green thumb. And green everything else.
- What's Captain America's favorite exercise? Star jumps.
- Why is Iron Man such a good businessman? He always suits up for meetings.
- Why is Aquaman great at small talk? He keeps up with current events.
- How does the Flash like his coffee? Espresso — extra fast.
- What's Batman's favorite part of a joke? The punch line.
- What do you call Thor when he loses his hammer? Thor-oughly upset.
- Why did Spider-Man join the swim team? He's great at the web crawl.
- Why doesn't anyone play hide and seek with Superman? He always sees through it.
- What does Batman put in his drinks? Just ice.
- What's the Thing's favorite game? Rock, paper, scissors. He always picks rock.
- Why did Ant-Man get promoted? He's great with the small stuff.
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