Dad jokes
Science & Space
10 jokes, all of them clean.
- Why can't you trust an atom? They make up everything.
- How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it.
- Why did the sun never go to college? It already had a million degrees.
- What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium and you can't curium, you might as well barium.
- Why are chemists great at solving problems? They have all the solutions.
- How do you organize a space party? You planet.
- What's a physicist's favorite food? Fission chips.
- Why did the germ cross the microscope? To get to the other slide.
- What did Mars say to Saturn? "Give me a ring sometime."
- Why don't scientists trust stairs? They're always up to something.
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