Dad jokes
Music
8 jokes, all of them clean.
- Why did the pianist keep banging his head on the keys? He was playing by ear.
- What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The trom-bone.
- Why couldn't the string quartet find their composer? He was Haydn.
- What kind of music are balloons afraid of? Pop music.
- Why do fish make great musicians? They know their scales.
- What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-naaa.
- Why was the metronome such a great friend? You could always count on it.
- What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
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